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Personalised Pewter Tankard
Personalised Pewter Tankard Our Personalised Pewter Tankards are a fantastic traditional gift idea. 'Pewter Half Pint Tankard' has an anagram of 'Flippant Naked Thwarter,' which is just one of the many reasons why we selling these fantastic handmade Pewter Tankards. Both the half pint and full pint tankards can be personalised with up to 50 characters! Each pewter tankard is hand crafted in England from soft pewter making every one unique. So whether you are having a prize giving or looking for a personalised gift, these half pint and pint Personalised Pewter Tankards are a great way to give that personal touch to any occasion. Personalised Pewter Tankard The Personalised Pewter Tankards come in either half or full pint sizes (please select from the drop down menu) The pewter tankards are handmade in England and each holds its own unique characteristics The beer tankards can be personalised with a message up to 50 characters! The half pint pewter tankard measures 110 mm x 120 mm x 90 mm The pint pewter tankard measures 110 mm x 145 mm x 110 mm The engraved tankards is available on an Next Day Delivery if ordered before 11am. Standard turnaround is 10 working days from receipt of order. Just imagine giving this Personalised Pewter Tankard to someone and watching their face light up when they read the engraving? They could put their pens in it, drink out of it, or cover the pewter tankard in mud and head down to the Antiques Roadshow...only to find out that the date is also engraved at the bottom of the inscription and they get featured on the blooper reel every year. An interesting fact about Pewter: Pewter, although largely consisting of tin, is classed as the world 4th most precious metal after gold, silver and platinum. The glass bottom pewter tankard was actually developed by the English so that a soldier could still see if his enemy was approaching whilst enjoying a pint. Clever huh? As we have no enemies thanks to being so darned lovely, our Personalised Pewter Tankards have pewter bottoms. This means that we provide even more precious metal in our pewter tankards making us extra fantastically gorgeous people. What's in the Personalised Pewter Tankard box? 1 x Personalised Pewter Tankard (please choose either Half Pint or Pint from the drop down menu above) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next Day Delivery if ordered before 11am Personalised Pewter Tankard
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Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler
Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler The Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler brings style and sophistication to any special occasion. A perfect excuse for a little tipple, these personalised gifts can be engraved with up to 50 characters! Our whisky glasses are made of 24% lead crystal and decorated in a classic cut with a space for your message. Why not get the whisky tumbler engraved with a name, date, occassion or your favourite one-liner? What about: 'For a man who likes his whisky old,and women young.' Whatever the occasion crystal gifts are a fantastic choice. Watch their eyes light up at the sight of your special engraved message on a personalised gift to last a lifetime. My Grandad has got one of these and never puts it down, you practically have to wrench it out of his hand when you want to wash it, though it could be partly because there was whisky still in it... Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler The Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler is made of 24% lead crystal You can personalise your crystal whisky tumbler with up to 50 characters! The whisky tumblers are available with or without a beautiful presentation box, just make your choice from the drop down menu The crystal glasses is available on an Express Service when ordered before 11am which will take between 1 and 3 days to arrive. Standard turnaround is 10 working days from receipt of order. Personalised gifts make such personal and special presents. They show how much thought and care you have put into picking out just the right thing. Why not twin our Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler with a miniature bottle of whisky or fill it with chocolates? Our Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler is also available with a luxurious presentation box. This beautiful gift box sets off the crystal superbly and is lined in material to give a decadent feel to your gift. An interesting fact about whisky: WInston Churchill was a great lover of champagne, but also whisky. After WWII when rationing and restraint were still going strong, he wrote a letter to the British Ministry of Food in which he stressed the importance of whisky to the country’s economy and said that the amount of barley allocated for whisky making should not be reduced on any account. "We shall drink them under the tables, we shall drink them in bar and on bench, we shall drink them in Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumblers, we shall never surrender (to cheap plonk or tomato juice)..." What's in the Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler box? 1 x Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Personalised Crystal Whisky Tumbler
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Totty Clicker - Tally Counter
Totty Clicker The Totty Clicker was made famous by a Mr. Ben Affleck in a Lynx television advertisement. Tally counters were usually carried around by large burley bouncers for counting people entering clubs and bars, but thanks to the Hollywood star there has been a keen following of the Totty Clicker ever since. The Totty Clicker is the latest 'mancessory' used by young gentlemen whilst wetting their whistle at the local public house or 'Disco.' These Cad's click their Totty Clicker tally counters when smiled upon by a good looking filly, thus creating a competitive sport in which to embark upon on an evening. Chap's all over England are exercising their right to judge whether they think they are 'Wed worthy or not' at the click of a button. Competitive sports have always been popular with the young men of this country and Totty Clicker's have just added one more to the books. The Totty Clicker comes in a chrome finish (this can also be used as a reflective instrument to comb ones moustache) with a finger loop, clear display and a reset wheel. Totty Clicker The Totty Clicker tally counter has a chrome finish with clicker button, reset wheel and finger ring The Totty Clicker tally counter can count up to 9999 ladies in one night. Good luck stud The Totty Clicker tally counter is easy to use. Simply don the finger loop with your thumb on the clicker button and keep your eye out for totty. To reset just turn the Reset Wheel untl the display goes back to '0000' The Totty Clicker tally counter measures 5.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 4.5 cm and can easily fit into ones jacket pocket The Totty Clicker tally counter doesn't need batteries! Novelty gifts for men can sometimes be daunting, but this Totty Clicker is a riot! These tally counters will make great stocking fillers or Birthday gifts. Why not create a laddish gift hamper with some of our other naughty gifts and 'boob' items? Whilst most well bred young women will not look a young fellow in the eyes unless introduced by her parents in the hope of marriage, on some occasions young ladies may be found in watering holes mixing with the opposite sex. It is here where you will find a fine example of the Totty Clicker tally counters and their owners. So if you or your raucous chums fancy a rumpus night on the town then this Totty Clicker will be the perfect way to get the evening started. Tally up your totty clicks at the end of the night to see who fancies himself the most likely to be wed... or single with child support to pay for the next 15 years. Marvellous! What’s in the Totty Clicker packet? 1 x Totty Clicker Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Totty Clicker
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Cure for Farting in Bed
Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a funny novelty range of ‘cures’ to solve personal problems. Give the final scratch to that itching issue! Each Herbal Cure box is endorsed by a ‘real’ doctor – Dr.William Barfrey’s founded the cure for Farting in Bed and Dr.William Bailey’s supports the cure for the Hatred of Call Centres!   Each Herbal Cure box is wonderfully illustrated and contains 4 x Scented herb balls which release relaxing oils into your bath – modern hectic stresses melt away! About the Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a fantastic range of funny soothing products that will solve your stresses of modern day life! The Herbal Cures boxes each contain 4 x Scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the Scented herb ball in the water whilst the hot water is running. You can rub the bag onto your skin like soap. Contents of the Scented herb balls are: Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot The Herbal Cures are separate products which are ordered individually. Select from either the Hated of Call Centres Herbal Cure, the Farting in Bed Herbal Cure, the Angry Driver Herbal Cure, the Text Addict Herbal Cure or the TV Remote Abuse Herbal Cure! Each Herbal Cure comes in a wonderfully illustrated box with a different (fictional) doctor endorsing it Each Herbal Cure contains 4 x Scented herb balls, secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie Herbal Cures boxes measure approximately 12.5 x 7.5 x 3 cm – each scented herb ball measures approximately 3cm in diameter Herbal Cures are suitable for anyone willing to relieve stress and tension, whilst having a giggle at the idea of curing their personal problem! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH If the nut-house is all full up and the doctor’s appointment waiting list is about as long as your arm (we’re supposing you have long arms), then it’s time to take action with Herbal Cures! Simply select your personal problem from the drop-down box to receive the Herbal Cure that’s right for you! Whether you’re a disgraceful Farting in Bed fiend, a terrible TV Channel Hopping type, an arrogant Text Addict or if you just have a crazy amount of Hatred for Call Centres, then you’re in luck! No more shall ye suffer! Endorsed by a different fictional doctor, these funny little Herbal Cure boxes are perfect as novelty gifts or simply to indulge yourself! Inside each Herbal Cure box are 4 x Scented herb balls, infused with Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot. Simply slip them into a hot bath, climb in yourself (they work better if you’re actually in the bath) and breathe a sigh of relief as their calming, soothing action goes to work! When you exit the bath, you may still hate call centres with a passion, fart in bed, drive with a temper, text like a maniac or TV channel hop, though you’re body and soul will be relaxed and rejuvenated – ready to take on the world! What’s in each Herbal Cure box? 4 x Scented herb balls secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie (Please select your Herbal Cure preference from the drop-down box above) If you love herbal soothing products, why not click onto ‘Related Products’ to explore our fabulous range! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Herbal Cures
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