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Ring Of Fire After Curry Wipes
Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will act as the fire extinguisher to your extreme curry feasts! You know how it is – you’re sat round a table at the Sheesh Mahal with your mates and fancy challenging yourself to order the most flaming meal on the menu! ‘I’ll be alright’ you reassure yourself ordering a jug of water and having a mini fan on hand to cool the burning sweat running down your brow as you munch through the maddeningly spicy entrée… You may be lucky and escape explosive diahorrea (so disgusting that Microsoft word won’t even recognise it!) but for those of us that’ll struggle gripping the bathroom tiles in sheer desperation and ruining your best M & S underwear, we present you with the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes! Prevention vs. Cure? Curry vs. No Curry? No question about it! About the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes is a circular container packed with 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipe toilet tissues just perfect for those hot spicy encounters! The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are made from purified water, aloe vera gel, vitamin E acetate, propylene, glycol, propylaparaben, methylparaben, PHMB, EDTA & fragrance – if you’re allergic to any of these, please do not use the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes come in a handy flame-designed circular container which measures approximately 20 cm x 7.5 cm The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are suitable for hot flaming curry eaters that need a helping hand in hasty hygiene! The Ring of Fire may sound like some kind of flaming hot wrestling move, but don’t be fooled! It is actually a circular container that’ll free you from sticky situations – literally! Not quite sure what we’re on about? Want us to spell it out in plain Indian? Well, to put it bluntly, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are a pack of 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipes designed to soothe and delight your derriere after a volcanically hot n spicy dish! Better than wiping yourself off on a curry leaf and less likely to give you a burning rash (burning runs and a burning rash? That’s a strain that no man needs!), the wicked Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will get your botty brilliantly clean and to a perfect sheen in no time! You’ll be fresh as a daisy and feel back to your old self in no time! (Or ready for another korma at least!) Whether you carry the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes in your bag and whip them out amongst friends whilst you’re having a giggle in the ladies or keep them in a secure safe glass case at home with a break-in hammer for Indian emergencies, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will become your spicy saviours! The clue’s in the name really – anyone who gorges down on a good old Vinda-loo surely doesn’t expect not to have a bad case of the turmeric runs! Sitting pretty with outrageous flame-designs next to your floral scented bathroom air freshener, the crazy Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes let you have your curry and eat it! Bon Appe-Pilau! What’s in the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes Container? 40 x Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes
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BBQ Sword
BBQ Sword The BBQ Sword is a medieval masculine weapon of destruction that pokes fun at standard BBQ tools – literally! Any man will gain his merits in the meat stakes when heading the BBQ with this Excalibur-inspired terrific tool! The extra-long BBQ Sword isn’t just lengthy – it’s got girth too! The fat trusty wooden handle will ensure you don’t drop you sausages on the grass or poke someone in the eye with the effectively sharp skewer! On Guard! Spike the BBQ Sword through innocent sausages, chicken pieces, hot-dogs or animal-friendly marshmallows and vegetables and feel satisfactorily smug that you’ll be exerting your power, strength and courage as well as throwing the wickedest BBQ bash in the land! Mightier than the sword, it’s the beefy BBQ Sword! About the BBQ Sword This BBQ tool is a sturdy stainless steel musketeer styled BBQ Sword which features a musketeer like handle and long sharp fork – ideal for poking through your medieval meat! The BBQ Sword can be handily hung up from the wicked Musketeer styled handle! The BBQ Sword features a fancy Musketeer styled mask which will transform you into a mysterious enchanting BBQ beast! The BBQ Sword measures approximately 52 cm x 8.5 cm x 2.5 cm The BBQ Sword is great for BBQ's and dinner parties, imagine the suprise on your guests faces when you serve their meat with it! Without a doubt the best invention ever known to the flame grill, we knight you with the brilliant BBW Sword! There aren’t many times that men can get away with poking their sausages in a battling fashion towards close friends and family, so revel in the freedom lads with the mighty BBQ Sword! Step back in time as you don your sexy black Musketeer-like mask and prepare to cook up a medieval banqueting feast fit the most prestigious Kingdom on the estate! (that’s yours!) The fantastically hunky stainless steel style of the BBQ Sword is proud to display any kind of meat, vegetable or other squidgy food that’ll pass through its strong spike! Not just your average useless kitchen utensil, the BBQ Sword will become man’s next best friend and sit or hang up happily next to any Kiss the Cook Apron or collection of empty bottles! It’s about time they invented something sturdily cool for men to really get to grips with whilst cooking – they’ll be able to laugh in the wrinkled old face of Gordon Ramsay and sizzle up more pukka than Jamie Oliver at a school fete! Once you’re done cooking and prancing around the garden in your Musketeer mask challenging every daring mate that comes close, simply slide your sausage off the BBQ Sword and into a nearing bread roll or bap! Whether you’re looking to impress a potential grill-friend or just gather your mates for a good old laugh whilst filling your faces with tasty food, the BBQ Sword is the most sizzling way to skew it! What’s in the BBQ Sword BBQ Skewer Packet? 1 x BBQ Sword 1 x BBQ Sword Musketeer Mask (cut out from the back of the packaging!) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available BBQ Sword
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MVIX Media Centre
MVIX Media Centre The MVIX Media Centre is the latest piece of technology to help bridge the gap between television and computers. You may think you are the gadget king of your street, but have you got the MVIX Media Center? No? Well read on my friend... For the Gadget Jocks (like me!) For those of you like me who cower at the site of words such as DivX and associate the word 'Plasma' with 60's Sci-Fi films here are the basics: The MVIX Media Centre is literally like the hard drive of your computer. It can store films, music and pictures, but can also connect to your computer as well. By connecting the MVIX to your computer you can actual view the films, pictures and listen to the music on your television in fantastic quality. It doesn't have to be in the same room as the MVIX as it uses wireless technology (exactly as it sounds, no wires!). As long as you have a Broadband internet connection, a PC or Mac computer no older than 2001 and a flat screen television (LCD or Plasma) or good quality, large computer monitor (CRT) you will be fine. You can watch films, listen to music and browse pictures in your home, car, boat, workplace.... For the Gadget Geeks The MVIX MX-760HD is a high definition, portable, wireless multi media centre. The MVIX Media Centre means that you can download movies, music and images and then watch them on you TV, anywhere in the house or office. Not only that, the MVIX Media Centre is portable, so you can even watch movies or listen to music in the car (or boat if you have one). The MVIX MX-760HD supports an impressive resolution of 1920 x 1080 to produce crisp and clear picture quality. The media centre has 64MB of RAM and 8MB for flash, but up to 750 GB can be purchased and installed seperately.  Keeping your MVIX Media Centre hooked up to your computer provides an external hard drive, so there is no need for extra memory. Whether you are hooking up your MVIX Media Centre to your computer or using it as a stand alone hard drive, the media centre allows you to transmit a huge amount of formats and information without hassle. Besides supporting mainstream video formats the MVIX Media Centre plays formats such as ISO DVD images, DVD files, VCD files and streaming Mpeg2 DVD files. This is a very stylish device that offers what a lot of people have been looking for, an attractive unit that can easily display their media on their TV. Very few people want to sit at their computer to watch movies or picture slideshows. Hook this up to your TV and you won't have to! Once you've got the hard drive set up to work with the MVIX, whatever media you put on the MVIX MX-760HD will be accessible either via the front control panel or remote control. You can use the MVIX Media Centre wirelessly or by ethernet cable to plug and go! MVIX Media Centre The MVIX Media Centre allows you to watch movies, listen to music or browse images from your computer to your television! The media centre features a remote control for ease of use The MVIX Media Centre can me used with PC's and Mac's The MVIX supports full 1,080p HD video You can connect the media centre through WiFi or ethernet (cable) The MVIX Media Centre allows you to watch movies, listen to music or browse images from a computer to your television! 64 MB RAM and 8MB Flash memory System requirements: TV CRT or LCD or Plasma Wide screen with DVI/HDMI or component video input, wired or Wireless network, Broadband internet connection, PC with Windows XP, Vista or Linux or Macintosh computer with Mac OSX 10.3.9 or later TV requirements: CRT or LCD or Plasma with DVI or HDMI NTSC, PAL or Auto. Supported Audio Formats: MP3, WMA, AAC, WAV, OGG, PCM, AC3, DTS (pass-thru and downmixing) output options of 5.1 or stereo Supported Image Formats: BMP, JPEG, PNG Supported Video Formats: DivX 3/4/5, AVI, Xvid, MPEG 1/2/3/4, VCD(DAT), DVD(VOB, IFO), WMV(WMV-9), ASF(WMV-9), TP, TS, TRP A-V OUT Options: DVI, Component, Composite, S-Video, Optical Perfect for ages 16 to 160! Hopefully after reading this, whether you are a Techno Buff or Techno Duff, you will understand what an awesome piece of gadgetry this MVIX Media Centre is! Computers and Televisions are getting closer and closer. We already download or stream video and music files on our computer, but now we have a choice where we would like to watch it! Whether you have downloaded your holiday snaps for a family slideshow viewing or some video footage you can now watch it in the comfort of your own sofa thanks to the MVIX. Instead of creaking uncomfortably on your swivel chair whilst your family gather round you on beanbags, foot stools and deckchairs you can hook up your MVIX MX-760HD Media Centre and watch your footage in any room you like! Whether you are at home, travelling or at the office. This fantastic bit of kit is an impressive statement and a sure cause of much jealousy and lots of bragging! What’s in the Media Centre MVIX MX-760HD Box 1 x MVIX Media Centre 1 x Stand 1 x 5dBi Antenna 1 x Full-Featured Remote control (batteries included) 1 x Audio / Video cable U 1 x SB 2.0 High-Speed Cable 1 x C Power Adapter 1 x Set of Instructions Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Media Centre MVIX MX-760HD
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Personalised Pewter Hip Flask
Personalised Pewter Hip Flask Our Personalised Pewter Hip Flask is the perfect engraved gift whether you are buying for friends, family or as a corporate incentive gift. The pewter hip flask can be personalised with up to 50 characters making this a truly wonderful gift that will be cherished forever. Personalised gifts always make the recipient feel special and our Personalised Pewter Hip Flask is a traditional gift that has been given for generations for all sorts of occasions. Our hip flasks are hand made out of soft pewter making every one unique as each holds a different character. Imagine your friends face when they open this fantastic personalised gift, especially as they read your engraved inscription. Why not put their favourite saying, make up a short sonnet or a message for a special occasion? The Personalised Pewter Hip Flask will help your friend, colleague or family member get tipsy in the most stylish way possible. Personalised Pewter Hip Flask The Personalised Pewter Hip Flask is hand made from soft pewter, so characteristic blemishes help each piece become unique The hip flask can be personalised with up to 50 characters! The pewter hip flask measures 130mm x 125 mm x 45 cm The personalised hip flask is available on an Next Day Delivery. Standard turnaround is 10 working days from receipt of order. Got a best man you want to thank without doing the 'man-hug' thing in case you cry? Got a Grandad who likes a tipple in his tea? Perhaps your boss needs to loosen up, but won't touch a glass thanks to his Hyalophobia (fear of glass, look it up). Well now he can swig out of this Personalised Pewter Hip Flask. Our simply 'pewterful' hip flask is the answer to your alcohol filled prayers. All you need to do is think of something witty, sentimental and clever to put on the front of the hip flask...a stiff whisky should bring on some inspiration... What's in the Personalised Pewter Hip Flask box? 1 x Personalised Pewter Hip Flask Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Personalised Pewter Hip Flask
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