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Totty Clicker - Tally Counter
Totty Clicker The Totty Clicker was made famous by a Mr. Ben Affleck in a Lynx television advertisement. Tally counters were usually carried around by large burley bouncers for counting people entering clubs and bars, but thanks to the Hollywood star there has been a keen following of the Totty Clicker ever since. The Totty Clicker is the latest 'mancessory' used by young gentlemen whilst wetting their whistle at the local public house or 'Disco.' These Cad's click their Totty Clicker tally counters when smiled upon by a good looking filly, thus creating a competitive sport in which to embark upon on an evening. Chap's all over England are exercising their right to judge whether they think they are 'Wed worthy or not' at the click of a button. Competitive sports have always been popular with the young men of this country and Totty Clicker's have just added one more to the books. The Totty Clicker comes in a chrome finish (this can also be used as a reflective instrument to comb ones moustache) with a finger loop, clear display and a reset wheel. Totty Clicker The Totty Clicker tally counter has a chrome finish with clicker button, reset wheel and finger ring The Totty Clicker tally counter can count up to 9999 ladies in one night. Good luck stud The Totty Clicker tally counter is easy to use. Simply don the finger loop with your thumb on the clicker button and keep your eye out for totty. To reset just turn the Reset Wheel untl the display goes back to '0000' The Totty Clicker tally counter measures 5.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 4.5 cm and can easily fit into ones jacket pocket The Totty Clicker tally counter doesn't need batteries! Novelty gifts for men can sometimes be daunting, but this Totty Clicker is a riot! These tally counters will make great stocking fillers or Birthday gifts. Why not create a laddish gift hamper with some of our other naughty gifts and 'boob' items? Whilst most well bred young women will not look a young fellow in the eyes unless introduced by her parents in the hope of marriage, on some occasions young ladies may be found in watering holes mixing with the opposite sex. It is here where you will find a fine example of the Totty Clicker tally counters and their owners. So if you or your raucous chums fancy a rumpus night on the town then this Totty Clicker will be the perfect way to get the evening started. Tally up your totty clicks at the end of the night to see who fancies himself the most likely to be wed... or single with child support to pay for the next 15 years. Marvellous! What’s in the Totty Clicker packet? 1 x Totty Clicker Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Totty Clicker
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Beaver Stuffing Kit - Cuddly Toy Beaver
Beaver Stuffing Kit Stuffing Beavers is all that men seem to think of these days. I never realised what all the fuss was about until I was able to stuff my own with the Beaver Stuffing Kit. After much puffing and panting I was able to stuff my own special beaver and sit back and admire what I had created. Now I know what all the fuss was about, I couldn't agree more with how much fun I had! This beautifully soft beaver comes ready to stuff with fluffy white wadding, which is also provided. Why not create a beaver stuffing evening class and make it a group event? Bashful about beaver stuffing and too afraid to ask how? This wonderful kit is just the thing and will satisfy your beaver cravings immensely. Those of you who are proud of your abilities can show off your beaver to family and friends. Display it proudly, poke it, stroke it, give it a name and live content in the knowledge of a job well done. The Beaver Stuffing Kit is your answer to one of life's most sensitive questions. Beaver Stuffing Kit The Beaver Stuffing Kit includes an soft hollow beaver for you to stuff as desired with the wadding provided The beaver is super soft and can be sponged or hand washed carefully Beavers stuffing hole measure approx 5 cm x 3 cm Hollow beaver dimensions are approx 20 cm x 25 cm x 4 x cm Stuffed beaver dimensions approx 18 cm x 23.5 cm x 14 cm The Beaver Stuffing Kit is the perfect for novice to pro beaver stuffers aged 16 to 160 If you are looking for a novelty gift with a difference then this Beaver Stuffing Kit could be your answer. Practical and mess free, create some magic in the home, car, office or on public transport with the Beaver Stuffing Kit! What’s in the Beaver Stuffing Kit box? 1 x Beaver 1 x Bag of stuffing Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beaver Stuffing Kit
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Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet
Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet Our Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet is a fantastically stylish digital photo frame that you can either prop up on its stand or stick to anything that is metal! Thanks to its magnet back you can stick the Digital Photo Frame Magnet to your fridge, magnetic notice board, shelving or filing cabinet. Whether you are at work, home or away the digital photo frame magnet can be easily slipped into a bag or case and set up wherever you wish. With a simple, modern brushed steel fascia, the Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet will suit all tastes and show off your photos in the most stylish and convenient way possible. Working away from home? Going to see relatives abroad? Why not load this digital photo frame with your favourite pictures and take it with you! Although light and compact, these digital photo frames have a brilliant 5 cm x 4 cm sized screen and 320 x 240 resolution. You can save up to 66 pictures on its internal memory and downloading your favourite photos couldn't be easier. Simply install the Digiframe Photoviewer CD on your computer and upload your images into the software. The digital photo frame connects to your computer via the USB cable provided and this also acts as a charger for your photo frame fridge magnet. Change your pictures as often as you like. Why not put on different themes for different times of year? Old family Christmas photos for the festive season and Birthday photos for someone's special day! Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet The Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet can stick to any metal object The digital photo frames also come with a pull out stand so you can prop your photo frame on your desk or table top The fridge magnet frame can store up to 66 JPEG, BMP, GIFF or TIFF pictures and also has a clock function With a 2.4" TFT LCD Display and weighing only 56 grams, the Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet is light and compact! The digital photo frame has 32MB of Internal Memory The digital screen has a 320 x 240 resolution and measures approx 5 cm x 4 cm With a built in rechargeable battery, these photo digital photo frames charge via the USB port and has a whopping 11 hours battery life from full charge! The Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet features Play/ Pause, Menu, On /Off and skip buttons The Digital Photo Frame Magnet measures 8.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 1.5 cm Perfect for ages 12 to 120! What a special personalised gift this would make! Cram the Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet with holiday, baby, family or embarrassing photos and create a special and unique gift. Whether you want to de-clutter your fridge front or are looking for a small digital photo frame then this is your answer. With a wonderfully bright display and simple design the Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet is perfect for anyone who loves sharing photos and keeping their fondest memories on show! Whether you are filling your digital photo frame with wedding photos or of your grandpa in a bunny suit (I don't want to know), this fantastic digital photo frame will get everyone crowding round the fridge rather than the telly! What’s in the Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet box? 1 x Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet 1 x USB cable 1 x Set of instructions 1 x Software CD Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet
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Cure for Farting in Bed
Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a funny novelty range of ‘cures’ to solve personal problems. Give the final scratch to that itching issue! Each Herbal Cure box is endorsed by a ‘real’ doctor – Dr.William Barfrey’s founded the cure for Farting in Bed and Dr.William Bailey’s supports the cure for the Hatred of Call Centres!   Each Herbal Cure box is wonderfully illustrated and contains 4 x Scented herb balls which release relaxing oils into your bath – modern hectic stresses melt away! About the Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a fantastic range of funny soothing products that will solve your stresses of modern day life! The Herbal Cures boxes each contain 4 x Scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the Scented herb ball in the water whilst the hot water is running. You can rub the bag onto your skin like soap. Contents of the Scented herb balls are: Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot The Herbal Cures are separate products which are ordered individually. Select from either the Hated of Call Centres Herbal Cure, the Farting in Bed Herbal Cure, the Angry Driver Herbal Cure, the Text Addict Herbal Cure or the TV Remote Abuse Herbal Cure! Each Herbal Cure comes in a wonderfully illustrated box with a different (fictional) doctor endorsing it Each Herbal Cure contains 4 x Scented herb balls, secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie Herbal Cures boxes measure approximately 12.5 x 7.5 x 3 cm – each scented herb ball measures approximately 3cm in diameter Herbal Cures are suitable for anyone willing to relieve stress and tension, whilst having a giggle at the idea of curing their personal problem! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH If the nut-house is all full up and the doctor’s appointment waiting list is about as long as your arm (we’re supposing you have long arms), then it’s time to take action with Herbal Cures! Simply select your personal problem from the drop-down box to receive the Herbal Cure that’s right for you! Whether you’re a disgraceful Farting in Bed fiend, a terrible TV Channel Hopping type, an arrogant Text Addict or if you just have a crazy amount of Hatred for Call Centres, then you’re in luck! No more shall ye suffer! Endorsed by a different fictional doctor, these funny little Herbal Cure boxes are perfect as novelty gifts or simply to indulge yourself! Inside each Herbal Cure box are 4 x Scented herb balls, infused with Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot. Simply slip them into a hot bath, climb in yourself (they work better if you’re actually in the bath) and breathe a sigh of relief as their calming, soothing action goes to work! When you exit the bath, you may still hate call centres with a passion, fart in bed, drive with a temper, text like a maniac or TV channel hop, though you’re body and soul will be relaxed and rejuvenated – ready to take on the world! What’s in each Herbal Cure box? 4 x Scented herb balls secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie (Please select your Herbal Cure preference from the drop-down box above) If you love herbal soothing products, why not click onto ‘Related Products’ to explore our fabulous range! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Herbal Cures
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