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Grow Your Own Willy
Grow Your Own Willy Our Grow Your Own Willy is a hilarious novelty gift that can grow up to 600% it's original size! Just place the willy into a vessel of room temperature water. Unlike normal willes which shrink at the sight of tepid water, our Grow Your Own Willy will begin to grow and may take up to 3 days to grow completely. Without fear of STD's, pregnancy, the inevitable 'Morning Wood' or midnight leg humping, the Grow Your Own Willy is a girl's new best friend. Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it is not wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache. We have our vibrators and toys for fun in bed, but if we purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual conduct, then the Grow Your Own Willy 's are perfect novelty gifts! Once out of water the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size. You can grow your willy again and again, give it a name, buy it a Laird and Lady title , go to certain American states and marry it (hey, a woman married a rock, surely this is more feasible)... Grow Your Own Willy Grow Your Own Willy can grow up to 600% of it's original size! Grow Your Own Willy grows in room temperature water and will be full size in 3 days (though some may take up to 10 days) Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size out of water and can be grown again and again Grow Your Own Willy is approx 5 cm x 1.5 cm x 1 cm at it's original size Grow Your Own Willy's make hilarious novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Novelty gifts are our speciality and this is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow. Perfect for stocking fillers, Birthday gifts or even Hen Party gifts! Why not create a naughty gift basket or send to someone who needs a bit of cheering up? The Grow Your Own Willy isn't for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it! Just as we like to gaze at Michelangelo's statue of David's tiny beaver cleaver and appraise it for it's 'artistic properties of statuesque bantam prominence' (small willy, but you like it cos it's arty and he's hot), you can use your Grow Your Own Willy for it's own artistic qualities. If Tracey Emin can win a Turner Prize for sticking her grubby, unmade bed in an art gallery, think how many squilleons of pounds (estimate only) your Grow Your Own Willy may be worth in artistic merit. What’s in the Grow Your Own Willy Packet? 1 x Willy for you to grow Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Grow Your Own Willy
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Mixed Roses Flower Bouquet
Mixed Roses Flower Bouquet A simple bouquet of mixed Coloured Roses what nicer way to express your feelings than with this excellent value gift. Never underestimate the power of a flower! The Mixed Roses Bouquet is a winning combination of natural life and love! Delight a loved one with this divine Flower Delivery! About The Mixed Roses Flower Bouquet The Mixed Roses Bouquet Flower Delivery is a scented, sensational, seasonal explosion of Mixed Roses, finished with leather leaf and delivered on water! The Mixed Roses Bouquet Flower Delivery can be customised with additional complimentary gifts. Why not select from our fabulous range of teddy bears, balloons and chocolates! Simply select the ‘Related Products’ option below to explore! Please state in the Delivery Date field above when you would like the Flowers to be delivered. The cut off time for flowers to be sent on a next day delivery is 1pm. The Mixed Roses Bouquet Flower Delivery is only available for UK mainland customers What’s included with Mixed Roses Bouquet Flower Delivery? 1 x Mixed Roses Bouquet Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Mixed Roses Bouquet Flower Delivery
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Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf
Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf A fresh and crisp tied funeral sheaf in shades of blues and white. Never underestimate the power of a flower! The Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf is a winning combination of natural life and love! About The Blue and White Tied Sheaf The Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf Flower Delivery  is a mixture of Blue and White Flowers! Please state in the Delivery Date field above when you would like the Flowers to be delivered. The cut off time for flowers to be sent on a next day delivery is 1pm. The Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf Delivery is only available for UK mainland customers What’s included with Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf Flower Delivery box? 1 x Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf Flower Delivery Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Blue and White Tied Funeral Sheaf Flower DeliveryÂ
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Freeze Dried Pink Rose Petals
Freeze Dried Rose Petals Freeze Dried Rose Petals combine the traditionalism the old time romance of yesteryear with the contemporary floral technology of today! Freeze Dried Rose Petals will make any special event spectacular and memorable. Choose from our vast collection of colours and use them in your own unique way! With Freeze Dried Rose Petals, guests will realise you’ve made that extra little effort! About The Freeze Dried Rose Petals The Freeze Dried Rose Petals are a remarkably elegant and stunning way to decorate and add a little pizzazz to any special occasion! The Freeze Dried Rose Petals are authentically real rose petals that have been freeze-dried to retain their natural shape, size and scent. The Freeze Dried Rose Petals are bio-degradable and will not stain clothes. Due to the way that they have been preserved, they also will not brown or wilt! The Freeze Dried Rose Petals vary in size ranging from approximately 1 – 5 cm The Freeze Dried Rose Petals are available in: Yellow, Red, Pink, Lilac, Burgendy, Cream Ivory, Ivory with pink edges, Mixed confetti (mixed colours) and Rose petal confetti (singular coloured) The Freeze Dried Rose Petals come in single 2 litre boxes which contain approximately 300 Freeze Dried Rose Petals each – this amount will lightly cover over one square metre The Freeze Dried Rose Petals can be rehydrated in a steamy bathroom! Freeze Dried Rose Petals, Freeze Dried Rose Petals, where for art thou Freeze Dried Rose Petals? Ok, so they probably didn’t have Freeze Dried Rose Petals in Shakespearian times but they certainly had passion, taste, class and lustful romance! The Freeze Dried Rose Petals can transport you back to that time and add a breathtaking and instant loveliness to any special event, bedroom or bathroom! Available in a vast selection of splendid colours, the Freeze Dried Rose Petals are exceptionally special at weddings, christenings, valentines celebrations and parties! They’ll make bedrooms and bathrooms blissful or why not collect together different colours or purchase the coloured confetti to make your own pot-pourri! Freeze Dried Rose Petals are loved by all, simply because they remind the world of the wondrous beauties of nature – so purchase a selection of Freeze Dried Rose Petals today and let them bloom happiness and love through your precious day! What’s in the Freeze Dried Rose Petals? 1 x 2 litre Box of Freeze Dried Rose Petals (each box contains approximately 300 Freeze Dried Rose Petals) Please select your colour preference from the drop-down box above! We have a wonderful range of wedding accessories and favours to suit your preference! Simply select ‘Related Products’ to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Freeze Dried Rose Petals
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