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Grow Your Own Willy
Grow Your Own Willy Our Grow Your Own Willy is a hilarious novelty gift that can grow up to 600% it's original size! Just place the willy into a vessel of room temperature water. Unlike normal willes which shrink at the sight of tepid water, our Grow Your Own Willy will begin to grow and may take up to 3 days to grow completely. Without fear of STD's, pregnancy, the inevitable 'Morning Wood' or midnight leg humping, the Grow Your Own Willy is a girl's new best friend. Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it is not wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache. We have our vibrators and toys for fun in bed, but if we purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual conduct, then the Grow Your Own Willy 's are perfect novelty gifts! Once out of water the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size. You can grow your willy again and again, give it a name, buy it a Laird and Lady title , go to certain American states and marry it (hey, a woman married a rock, surely this is more feasible)... Grow Your Own Willy Grow Your Own Willy can grow up to 600% of it's original size! Grow Your Own Willy grows in room temperature water and will be full size in 3 days (though some may take up to 10 days) Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size out of water and can be grown again and again Grow Your Own Willy is approx 5 cm x 1.5 cm x 1 cm at it's original size Grow Your Own Willy's make hilarious novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Novelty gifts are our speciality and this is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow. Perfect for stocking fillers, Birthday gifts or even Hen Party gifts! Why not create a naughty gift basket or send to someone who needs a bit of cheering up? The Grow Your Own Willy isn't for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it! Just as we like to gaze at Michelangelo's statue of David's tiny beaver cleaver and appraise it for it's 'artistic properties of statuesque bantam prominence' (small willy, but you like it cos it's arty and he's hot), you can use your Grow Your Own Willy for it's own artistic qualities. If Tracey Emin can win a Turner Prize for sticking her grubby, unmade bed in an art gallery, think how many squilleons of pounds (estimate only) your Grow Your Own Willy may be worth in artistic merit. What’s in the Grow Your Own Willy Packet? 1 x Willy for you to grow Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Grow Your Own Willy
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Chocolate Rub, Wrap and Massage Experience
Chocolate Rub, Wrap and Massage Experience This luxurious skin conditioning wrap features the exfoliating qualities of brown sugar, the antioxidant properties of pure cocoa and includes a relaxing head massage to help you melt into the experience. After showering, a relaxing body massage with our warmed cocoa butter will leave your spirit soothed and your skin smooth and smelling yummy. Finally, a cup of delicious hot cocoa makes this an experience to really melt into. Chocolate Rub, Wrap and Massage Experience When  can you go? Monday to Sunday subject to availability, all year round. How long does the activity last? Your treatment will last approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes. You need to know To participate in this activity you must be at least 16 years old. Please inform us of any skin allergies or medical conditions that may affect you taking part in this activity. A health check will be required which may result in the centre requesting a medical certificate. There are no qualifications or experience required. You and how many others? Treatments are on a one to one basis. Family and friends Sorry, you are unable to bring friends and family along to watch this activity. We can't control the weather Don't worry, this activity is not dependent on weather conditions Where? Notting Hill, London; Turners Hill, West Sussex; We are really sorry but loyalty points cannot be used against activities because they come from a large number of different suppliers who do not allow us to make discounts. Gift Vouchers are valid for 6 months. If you have not used your Gift Voucher by this time, it is possible to get an extension   This is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied by Activity Superstore up to the value stated. Next working day delivery cut off time is 11.00am on a normal working day (Mon-Fri). If you select next working day option on an activity placed after 11.00am it is guaranteed to arrive within two days. All guaranteed next day deliveries will arrive before 1pm and will require a signature. Please note that the Before 9am Service is not available on activities. Unfortunately Gift Wrapping is not available. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available - cut off 11am Chocolate Rub, Wrap and Massage Experience
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Done and Divorced Make-up Masterclass at Jemma Kidd Make Up School Experience
Done and Divorced Make-up Masterclass at Jemma Kidd Make Up School Experience Life post-divorce directs sudden unforeseen changes. This can leave you wondering where you were, and where you are going next in life. Maximise the moment. Seize the opportunity of change without fear. Accentuate your own positive beauty and rediscover a ‘different you’ that you will be pleased and pleasantly surprised to get to know again. Give yourself a personal "divorce party". Something special for yourself, to mark your return to single life. Redefine and transform your individual beauty that your exciting new future simply awaits. Receive a complimentary gift bag of Jemma Kidd make-up goodies! Done and Divorced Make-up Masterclass at Jemma Kidd Make Up School Experience When  can you go? Monday to Friday, all year round. How long does the activity last? This activity lasts four hours. You need to know You need to be at least 18 years old. You do not require any fitness qualifications to take part. No specific qualifications are required. You and how many others? There will be just you and three others in your group. Family and friends Unfortunately, you may not bring a friends or relatives with you on the day. We can't control the weather Don't worry, this activity is not dependent on weather conditions Where? London; We are really sorry but loyalty points cannot be used against activities because they come from a large number of different suppliers who do not allow us to make discounts. Gift Vouchers are valid for 6 months. If you have not used your Gift Voucher by this time, it is possible to get an extension.  This is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied by Activity Superstore up to the value stated. Next working day delivery cut off time is 11.00am on a normal working day (Mon-Fri). If you select next working day option on an activity placed after 11.00am it is guaranteed to arrive within two days. All guaranteed next day deliveries will arrive before 1pm and will require a signature. Please note that the Before 9am Service is not available on activities. Unfortunately Gift Wrapping is not available. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available - cut off 11am Done and Divorced Make-up Masterclass at Jemma Kidd Make Up School Experience Â
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Personalised Baby Gift Basket
Personalised Baby Gift Basket The Personalised Baby Gift Basket has to be one of the ultimate luxury baby gifts or Christening gifts. Not only does it include a baby grow, comforter, teddy bear, vest and baby booties...you can actually have the comforter and baby grow personalised with a name of your choice! With up to 15 characters, why not put the babies full name or nickname? The teddy bears jumper can be personalised with up to 50 characters! All of this is presented in a lovely wicker basket lined with gingham. What a perfect baby gift basket! Personalised gifts are getting more popular by the minute. People are taking more care over choosing gifts and wanting to make someone feel special. Personalised Baby Gift Baskets make ideal Baby Shower gifts, and first Birthday gifts! Personalised Baby Gift Basket The Personalised Baby Gift Basket includes a personalised teddy bear, baby grow (0-3 months), comforter and unpersonalised vest and baby booties The Personalised Baby Gift Baskets comforter and baby grow can be personalised with up to 15 characters (excluding the vest and baby booties). Please note that you will need to count the spaces as characters The teddy bears jumper can be personalised with up to 50 characters The Personalised Baby Gift Basket comes in a choice of blue or pink The blue Personalised Baby Gift Basket has a comforter with a hippo's head attached, whilst the pink one has an elephant! The Personalised Baby Gift Basket is wicker with a gingham lining and all the baby booty carefully presented inside The size of the Personalised Baby Gift Basket is 20 x 29 x 14 cm Out do everyone at the Baby Shower and watch them turn green when you pull out this jaw dropper of a baby gift. Casually point out that you have had it embroidered and personalised with the babies name. Oh yes, and you've also had the birth/ christening date or message put onto the teddy bears jumper to. Interesting fact about babies:  In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives. Nowadays grown women are now pretty much tortured thanks to this not taking off, and have to endure waxes, blunt razors and stumble. Thanks Ma... What's in the Personalised Baby Gift Basket box? 1 x Wicker gift basket 1x Personalised Teddy Bear 1x Personalised Baby grow 1x Personalised Comforter 1x Vest 1x Set of baby booties Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available - cut off time is 11am. Unfortunately Next Day Before 9am is not available on this product. Personalised Baby Gift Basket
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