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Dark Purple Tassels
These Dark Purple Tassels wrap around the spine of an A5 (21cm) invitation, leaving the Silver Tassels hanging. Each Dark Purple Tassel cord has an adjustable slider which you tighten around the card. Because the Dark Purple Tassel cords are adjustable they fit around any card between 18 and 25 cm deep. The Dark Purple Tassels are 52cm in length from knot to knot, the tassels on each end are 4.5 cms long, which gives a total unfolded length of 60 cms. The Dark Purple Tassels come in packs of 20 and can also be used for orders of service, menus, party invitations or even Christmas cards. FREE SAMPLES ARE AVAILABLE ON REQUEST. PLEASE CALL 01926 640 710 AND A MEMBER OF OUR STAFF WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP.
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Chocolate Nipple Spread
Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread
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Cure for an Angry Driver
Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a funny novelty range of ‘cures’ to solve personal problems. Give the final scratch to that itching issue! Each Herbal Cure box is endorsed by a ‘real’ doctor – Dr.William Barfrey’s founded the cure for Farting in Bed and Dr.William Bailey’s supports the cure for the Hatred of Call Centres!   Each Herbal Cure box is wonderfully illustrated and contains 4 x Scented herb balls which release relaxing oils into your bath – modern hectic stresses melt away! About the Herbal Cures The Herbal Cures are a fantastic range of funny soothing products that will solve your stresses of modern day life! The Herbal Cures boxes each contain 4 x Scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the Scented herb ball in the water whilst the hot water is running. You can rub the bag onto your skin like soap. Contents of the Scented herb balls are: Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot The Herbal Cures are separate products which are ordered individually. Select from either the Hated of Call Centres Herbal Cure, the Farting in Bed Herbal Cure, the Angry Driver Herbal Cure, the Text Addict Herbal Cure or the TV Remote Abuse Herbal Cure! Each Herbal Cure comes in a wonderfully illustrated box with a different (fictional) doctor endorsing it Each Herbal Cure contains 4 x Scented herb balls, secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie Herbal Cures boxes measure approximately 12.5 x 7.5 x 3 cm – each scented herb ball measures approximately 3cm in diameter Herbal Cures are suitable for anyone willing to relieve stress and tension, whilst having a giggle at the idea of curing their personal problem! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH If the nut-house is all full up and the doctor’s appointment waiting list is about as long as your arm (we’re supposing you have long arms), then it’s time to take action with Herbal Cures! Simply select your personal problem from the drop-down box to receive the Herbal Cure that’s right for you! Whether you’re a disgraceful Farting in Bed fiend, a terrible TV Channel Hopping type, an arrogant Text Addict or if you just have a crazy amount of Hatred for Call Centres, then you’re in luck! No more shall ye suffer! Endorsed by a different fictional doctor, these funny little Herbal Cure boxes are perfect as novelty gifts or simply to indulge yourself! Inside each Herbal Cure box are 4 x Scented herb balls, infused with Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot. Simply slip them into a hot bath, climb in yourself (they work better if you’re actually in the bath) and breathe a sigh of relief as their calming, soothing action goes to work! When you exit the bath, you may still hate call centres with a passion, fart in bed, drive with a temper, text like a maniac or TV channel hop, though you’re body and soul will be relaxed and rejuvenated – ready to take on the world! What’s in each Herbal Cure box? 4 x Scented herb balls secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie (Please select your Herbal Cure preference from the drop-down box above) If you love herbal soothing products, why not click onto ‘Related Products’ to explore our fabulous range! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Herbal Cures
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Desktop Golf Set - Executive Golf Putting Green
Desktop Golf Set Desktop Golf Set - Executive Golf Putting Green The Desktop Golf set is perfect of office putting practice. Made for desk-bound golf addicts, this executive golf kit contains a tiny fold-out putting mat with sand trap and sand, putters and wooden stand, mini golf-balls and a booklet of hints and tips to help you on the green (including explanations of golfing terms). The Desktop Golf Set Includes Contents include a 4â€x 12†fold-out putting mat, sand-trap & sand, putters & stand, mini golf-balls and a book of hints & tips. Desktop Golf Set
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