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Chocolate Willy Spread
Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread
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CD Wall Tiles
CD Wall Tiles The CD Wall Tiles are a terrific way to tidy up your music collection and make modern art on your wall! A space saving solution and a snazzy decorative feature for your room, the CD Wall Tiles will stop you crunching and cracking your favourite CD cases when you stand on them in the night! What’s more, the CD Wall Tiles are by far the coolest way to display your own unique personality and style! A foolproof clip and stick system means that you can quickly and easily slot your favourite CD sleeves into the Wall Tiles, pop your discs into the cases and secure it onto your wall using the unique adhesive clips provided! Mix up your 9 CD Wall Tiles using your imagination and create linear, diamond or arrow shapes as you pay homage to your favourite artists and bands! Whether you make a mishmash of Madness CDs or showcase your prized Prince albums, the CD Wall Tiles will make music memorabilia magic! About The CD Wall Tiles The CD Wall Tiles are a space-saving solution to all your cluttering CDs making a mess of your floor! The CD Wall Tiles enable you to proudly display 9 of your favourite standard-sized CD’s in different patterns on your wall! The CD Wall Tiles can be arranged into a marvellous amount of different shapes including: grid formation, straight line, stair-stepped, semi-staggered, diamond, arrow and random alignment! Each CD Wall Tile can hold either a single or double CD in its case The CD Wall Tiles work on a ‘clip and stick’ system – simply clip them into your desired pattern, then stick them to your wall using the special adhesive clips provided The CD Wall Tiles will not leave any marks or traces on your wall and can be removed easily The CD Wall Tiles are black and transparent just like standard CD cases Each CD Wall Tile measures approximately 15.5 cm x 14 cm No tools or other components are needed to assembly the CD Wall Tiles The CD Wall Tiles are suitable for anyone with a grand collection of 9 CDs! Whether you want to reminisce your musical memories from the past, make a modern piece of art out of your tuneful collection or simply clean up the cluttered mess of CDs covering your carpet, you won’t go wrong with the convenient and cool CD Wall Tiles! Get seen as the coolest kid in town and keep the scene alive with a CD Wall Tiles! Whether you’re a disco diva, backstreet boy, indie kid, rebellious rocker or just love a bit of old school cheese, you’ll be able to feast your eyes on your fabulous selection of wicked CD sleeves whenever, wherever! Unless you’re one of those crafty crooks that create your own pirate CDs, we bet you’ll want to showcase your official colourful graphic sleeves for your family and friends to see! Feeling fickle and not sure where the tunes of the times will take you? No problem – the CD Wall Tiles are so versatile that you can mix and match until the fat lady sings! The simple contemporary and minimalist style of the CD Wall Tiles means that you won’t have to worry about it falling down in the middle of the night and scaring you senseless! Secure, safe and so easy, the CD Wall Tiles are clipped, fixed and stuck onto your wall using the practical adhesive clips included! There’ll be no need to dash down B&Q to top up your coated walls either as the CD Wall Tiles are GUARANTEED to not leave a single mark or trace when you want to remove it! (As if you’d be that foolish) The awesome thing about the CD Wall Tiles is that they can be customised exactly to suit your individual mood, music style and taste! Whether you want to align them perfectly straight in a square to suit rigid beats or scatter them sparsely out to show your spontaneous side, the only tricky situation you’ll get yourself in with the CD Wall Tiles will be selecting which CDs make The Wall! Why not check out the charts and line up your CD Wall Tiles with the nation’s top tunes! If music’s your life, then you might as well live it up and give it the credit it’s due with the fantastically personal and practical CD Wall Tiles! Whether you crown the King himself on your CD Wall Tiles or simply slide your smooth grooves inside, great artists and bands that stand the test of time deserve to be treated to their own wall of fame. So purchase the CD Wall Tiles today! What’s in the CD Wall Tiles box? 9 x CD Wall Tiles 1 x CD Wall Tiles User Manual Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available CD Wall Tiles
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Bongo Drum Finger Beats
Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit is a fantastically fun drumming experience! You’ll be amazed at the realistic sounds that the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit produces! As you tap, tap, tap on the picture matt, matt, matt you’ll get a rhythm going in no-time, and with the optional demo and record/playback features you’ll be King or Queen of the bongos before you can say Ringo who! Create a right racket and lay down some melodies with the modern and rocking Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit! About the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit is a remarkably modern little bongo deck featuring 2 bongo drums, percussion instruments and backing demo tracks! The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit lets your fingers make the music! As you tap each instrument on the picture on the front of the deck, you’ll hear realistic and jazzy bongo and percussion sounds! The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit’s bongo drums feature 2 sounds each – one rim sound and one centre sound! The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit includes separate volume and tempo controls! The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit includes a demo and record/playback feature The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit is able to plug into your MP3 player so you can drum along to your favourite songs! The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit is compatible with headphones and speakers The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit measures approximately 23 x 21 x 4 cm The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit requires 4 x AAA batteries (included) The Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit is suitable for ages 8-88! There are certain musical instruments that you need a whole lot of skill and a whole lot of patience to play. Trumpets need a great amount of lung capacity, violins need crafty finger-work and the double bass needs a good strong pair of legs. With the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit, you don’t really need any skill at all – as long as you’ve got a few fingers on each hand (you don’t even need 10!) you’re all set! The gorgeous beach-like image on the front of the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit deck features a pair of bongo drums and percussion instruments! One tap will shake the tambourine, another will whack the wooden blocks! Why not plug your mp3 player in and drum along to your favourite songs! Or simply switch the demo feature on and pretend to your friends you’re a drumming sensation! (Hey, they’re not to know!) Don’t spend out vast amounts on percussion instruments that’ll sit collecting dust, get the must-have modern beat-machine that is the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit and just beat it! What’s in the Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit Box? 1 x Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit Deck (Batteries are included) If you’re a fan of the fantastic Finger Beats, why not check out our wide range by drumming on to ‘Related Products’! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Finger Beats Bongo Drum Kit
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Cosmojetz - The Ultimate Executive Toy
Cosmojetz - The Ultimate Executive Toy Cosmojetz is the brand new clockwork wind up toys designed by artist Chico Bicalho. They serve absolutely no purpose at all - other than to make you laugh or smile and wonder. Wind-up their stainless steel metal bodies and their legs begin a frenzied little dance sure to make all smile! CosmoJetz has too much energy for his own good. Wind up CosmoJetz and stand back while he performs what he thinks is some kind of weightless activity. You can wind it up and let CosmoJetz go from any of the six positions it stands. Dimensions H: 7cm; W: 6cm; D: 5.5cm
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