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Control Your Man Remote
Control Your Man Talking Remote Control The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control will really show who wears the skirt in the relationship! Often when you’ve been up all night arguing, you lose the basic will to speak, let alone to live so why not save your vocal chords for something a bit more valuable and let the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control answer back for you! Shift your finger from flicking through the shopping channels to pointing and tuning your man to your kind of wavelength! Whether you’re demanding kisses, telling him to lay off the snacks or simply ordering him to tell you how gorgeous you are, the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control can zap out commands, demands and witty one-liners that’ll leave him enraged with fury and frustration! Simply push the big rubber buttons to hear the loud lewd remarks that won’t be remote-ly interesting to him, but will give you the satisfaction and control you deserve! Get ready to reign as the Queen of Control with the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control! About the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control allows you to quickly and effectively come back with all the snappy remarks to your boyfriend, husband or brother that you can’t think of at the time! The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is styled like an actual TV Remote Control and features big rubber buttons for you to push and point at the male in question when things start to get heated! The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control features seventeen wickedly funny and relatable voice recorded phrases with added sound effects such as: ‘The Queen Speaketh!’ ‘Get Over Yourself!’ ‘Must…Have…Chocolate!’ ‘What About My Needs?!’  ‘Tell Me I’m Gorgeous!’  The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is pink with big blue rubber buttons and the title of the remote ‘Control Your Man’ branded onto the bottom! The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control measures approximately 17 cm x 5.5 cm The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control includes batteries The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is suitable for crazed arguing couples that see the funny side of their frustrations! The only way you can usually get a reaction from your other half in an argument using only a remote control is to launch it into something sturdy and watch it shatter into a million plastic pieces as the batteries leap out fearing for their lives! That’s unless you have the sneaky Control Your Man Talking Remote Control at your side! Conveniently and craftily shaped and styled just like an authentic TV remote control, the wicked Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is the only piece of portable technology that enables you to zap out snappy one-liners and make commands and demands you’d never get away with if they came from your own mouth! With a laughable load of essential categories clearly printed on your Control Your Man Talking Remote Control, you’ll be able to demand kisses, tell him to lay off the snacks or start enquiring over YOUR needs – all at the push of a big friendly rubber button! The most amazingly empowering thing about the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is that you actually get to point something at your other half as if they’re a piece of tedious technology! Nothing could be more infuriating! We’re talking about the same infuriation you get when your partner gives you the silent treatment – except, the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is anything but mellow! We reckon the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control would be most irritating at times of incredible unexpectedness – in bed? Standing in line at the bank? Brilliant! What’s more, because the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control doesn’t require a TV set to work, you can take it out with you and make a mockery of your partner in front of your mates – marvellous! With the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control, you may be the one holding the receiver, but they’ll be on the receiving end of all the uproar! Channel your aggression into something productive and pick up a Control Your Man Talking Remote Control today! What’s in the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control Box? 1 x Control Your Man Talking Remote Control (batteries are included) Feel like playing fair? Why not purchase a Control Your Woman Talking Remote Control so the two of you can duel it out indecently! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Control Your Man Talking Remote Control
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Bungee Jump Experience
Bungee Jump Experience Leap towards the earth with the world's maddest sport. You will be amazed by the sensation of falling to earth - and the extraordinary feeling of being pulled upwards by the elasticated rope. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. With your feet still firmly on the ground, you will be weighed and be brought up to speed on safety procedures. You will be fitted with your harnesses before being winched up in the cage with a jump master. Once he's convinced everything is okay, it will be "3-2-1 BUNGEE" and off you go! Please note that all booking times are approximate. The Club operates a ticket system: you will be given a numbered ticket when you register which you will be asked to present prior to your jump. Whilst you are waiting there is plenty to watch! About Bungee Jump Experience When can you go? Selected dates, all year although the touring sites are generally only available during the summer months. How long does the activity last? Your activity with last approximately 1 ½ hours & your jump & kitting will be around 10 minutes. You need to know You must be at least 14 years old (under 18 years need parental consent on the day). This activity is not suitable if you have high blood pressure or heart conditions; have previously damaged your neck, back, spine, legs or eyes; have epilepsy/dizziness or are pregnant. If you are over 50 please provide a doctor's certificate. No previous experience or qualifications are necessary. You and how many others? You'll be jumping by yourself, but there will be others there on the day. Family and friends Your friends and family may, if they wish, ride in the bungee cage with you for a charge which is payable on the day - please ask when you arrive at the centre. We cant control the weather This activity is dependent on appropriate weather conditions Where? Datchet, Berkshire is the static location. There will be various travelling locations available from 2008 We are really sorry but loyalty points cannot be used against activities because they come from a large number of different suppliers who do not allow us to make discounts. Gift Vouchers are valid for 6 months. If you have not used your Gift Voucher by this time, it is possible to get an extension This is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied by Activity Superstore up to the value stated. Next working day delivery cut off time is 11.00am on a normal working day (Mon-Fri). If you select next working day option on an activity placed after 11.00am it is guaranteed to arrive within two days. All guaranteed next day deliveries will arrive before 1pm and will require a signature. Please note that the Before 9am Service is not available on activities. Unfortunately Gift Wrapping is not available. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available - cut off 11am Bungee Jump Experience
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Cocktail Fountain
Cocktail Fountain The Cocktail Fountain allows you to be the hostess with the mostess or the host with the most! Grab one of the five quality cups and catch a load of its refreshing flow! Whether you fill with fizzy champagne, manly beer or pink lemonade, you’re guaranteed crazy amounts of fun with the Cocktail Fountain! Of course you don’t want to keep this wicked party item all to yourself, so why not throw an ‘I’ve just bought an awesome Cocktail Fountain, Come Join me!’ party and invite all your mates! The Cocktail Fountain has been featured on Nigella Lawson Cooking Program. The elegant, smooth, slim-lined structure is durable as well as pretty, so the only spillages you’ll need to worry about will be from drunken loons! Don’t waste any more time refilling – start chilling with the essential party centrepiece that is the Cocktail Fountain! About The Cocktail Fountain The Cocktail Fountain is a remarkable colourful light-up drink dispenser with a difference! The Drinks Fountain is illuminated and allows you to fill the bottom tier with your favourite tipple, switch on the mains powered pump and catch a glassful of your favourite party drink on its way down the font! The Cocktail Fountain flows your chosen drink through the tubes lighting it up in all its glory! The Drinks Fountain is made from tough, transparent, durable acrylic The Cocktail Fountain holds approx 3 litres of liquid! The Cocktail Fountain comes with 5 x pretty acrylic cups The Drinks Fountain measures approximately 60 cm x 30 cm when assembled If you decide to fill the Cocktail Fountain with alcohol, please drink sensibly and responsibly. The Cocktail Fountain is suitable for Weddings, Birthdays, Graduation Parties, Business Gatherings, Holidays, Special Dinners or Business Gatherings! You’ve invited your guests, got the party hats and streamers out and bought a load of cases of cheap booze. The only thing left on your list is the incredible Cocktail Fountain! Don’t disappoint your guests and leave them with dry mouths – purchase the Cocktail Fountain and let them glug away the night in high spirits! Once you purchase your Cocktail Fountain, you’ll never need a drink dispensing unit again! Forget cartons, crates and kegs, your Cocktail Fountain rises to the challenge of quenching thirsts and provides a colourful light-up attractive display for any event! The modern and unique design of the Cocktail Fountain means that your chosen drink will flow freely through the sturdy tubes which hold the impressive Cocktail Fountain together! 5 pretty acrylic cups are included – though we recommend buying more if you’re holding a special soiree! Open all hours, there’s no need for last orders with the beautiful and practical Cocktail Fountain! Elegant enough to suit fancy dinner parties and cool enough not to look out of place at a friend’s house warming, the Cocktail Fountain is multi-purpose and marvellous! So what are you waiting for? Order a Cocktail Fountain today and create wine-waterfalls or champagne-chutes! You’d be a drip to miss out! What’s in the Cocktail Fountain Box? 1 x Cocktail Fountain 5 x Acrylic Cups Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Cocktail Fountain
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Champagne Confetti Blaster
Champagne Confetti Blaster Ever wished you had a more impressive party popper? Now your wish has come true with our champagne confetti popper! It's as big as a real bottle of champagne. It's packed full of confetti and is guaranteed to get your party going with a bang!   About The Champagne Confetti Blaster An elegantly designed champagne bottle shaped confetti launcher. Each bottle releases confetti and silver and metallic blue stars... a wonderful alternative to the party popper to add the WOW factor to your party table! Size: 320mm x 90mm Champagne Confetti Blaster
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