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Can Crusher
Can Crusher The Can Crusher is the clean, mean destructing machine for cans! The Can Crusher is clean – environmentally friendly as it uses no batteries or electricity – just man-can-crushing-power! The Can Crusher is mean – it takes no prisoners in its pulverizing path! And above all, the Can Crusher is crazy amounts of fun! Your friends will think it’s lush as you crush those cans to mush with the awesome Can Crusher! So go on and make ‘I can’t – I CAN’ with the Can Crusher! About the Can Crusher The Can Crusher is a crazy crushing machine that enables you to crush cans to a miniscule 20% of their original size! The Can Crusher can handle crushing anything! From 330ml of Coke cans to 550ml Beer cans! (please note that the Can Crusher works best with aluminium cans and that tin cans may strain the machine) The Can Crusher is made from steel and is easily wall mountable The Can Crusher is environmentally friendly and uses no battery or electricity to operate – just manpower! The Can Crusher measures approximately 30 x 30 cm The Can Crusher works most efficiently when a dent is placed in the can prior to crushing The Can Crusher is not a toy. Please do not allow small children to operate It’s a long way off yet, but when Hulk Hogan dies (god bless his soul), we’re predicting he’s going to come back as this deadly, hostile and hugely entertaining Can Crusher! As well as doing your bit by reducing your carbon footprint, the impressive and exceptional Can Crusher will prove a hit (or a crunch!) at parties and general gatherings – once you’re all out of coke or beer, simply steer the attention towards the Can Crusher! Friends and loved ones will be itching with curiosity and marvel at how the Can Crusher destroys cans, reducing their hard-metal-egos to a squished down slump! The crushed can is a mockery of its original standing at a 20% reduction of its pre-crush size! You needn’t be a muscle-man or work-out-woman to operate either! The simple soft-grip handle makes the cruel Can Crusher child’s play! So buy one today and do your bit for the Earth, giving cans the justice they’re worth with the Can Crusher! What’s included with the Can Crusher? 1 x Can Crusher Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Can Crusher
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Beer Burglar
Beer Burglar Alarm System! Attach the little "sucker" to the side of you beer glass or bottle, set the proximity alert, walk away. Whenever someone comes within 30cm (12 inches) of your beer the mafia style voice alert sounds: "Keepa Da Hands off ma BEER!" Alarm can go off as a Siren or as the Mafia Voice. Also alerts against spikers. Contents: 1 Beer Burglar Alarm, 3 x replaceable LR44 batteries Dimensions of Beer Burglar: Box: 14cm (5.5 inches) x 9cm (3.5 inches) Alarm: 4cm (1.5 inches) diameter.
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Bed Of Roses
Bed of Roses Kit The Bed of Roses Kit will transform your standard duvet into a delightful expression of your passionate love! The Bed of Roses Kit features all that you need to get things heated again between the sheets! (Apart from the bed of course – that’d be a tight squeeze to fit into the box) Featuring an explosion of over 200 wonderfully smooth silky red rose petals, you’ll be able to play Cupid sprinkling them all over the house waiting for the arrival of your lover! Take it in turns to soothe each other’s stresses and strains with the incredibly satisfying Knotty Back Massager, before offering up a sensual massage with the edible Chocolate Massage Oil! The flames of passion will be flickering wildly – literally with the Atmospheric Mood Candles! Whether you keep your Rose Scented Bubble Bath as an encore or use it to steam up the night for starters, your Bed of Roses Kit will make sure your bed isn’t the place you sip hot chocolate and read the paper! About the Bed of Roses Kit The Bed of Roses Kit includes everything you need to seduce and romance your lover for an incredibly passionate night or long weekend! The Bed of Roses Kit can be used anywhere and everywhere and needn’t be used just on the bed – tents and gardens work beautifully too! The Bed of Roses Kit features a sleek black satin pouch so you can store all of your sexy goodies away in subtlety! The Bed of Roses Kit features over 200 Silk Red Rose Petals, 1 x Bottle of Rose Scented Bubble Bath, 1 x Bottle of Chocolate Massage Oil, 1 x Knotty Back Massager, 1 x Special Sexy Invitation Card & 4 Atmospheric Mood Candles! The Bed of Roses Kit comes in a fancy illustrated box which measures approximately 17.5 cm x 13 cm x 12.5 cm The Bed of Roses Kit is suitable for lovers, couples and partners – (which is all the same thing really isn’t it!) Whether you slip the Bed of Roses Kit into a suitcase and surprise your lover whilst you’re holidaying or simply use it as a weapon of seduction in your own bedroom, we’re pretty sure you’ll be delighted with the results! The beauty of the Bed of Roses Kit is that it can be used with other loving items to create an incredibly amorous evening! Two chutes of champagne and a big bouquet of exotic mixed flowers should do it! The Bed of Roses Kit, in a nutshell, is basically an ingredients list for love! Step 1) Scrawl your lovers name, your name and a sexy message on the Special Invitation Card and leave in their handbag/on their dresser the morning before the big night! Step 2) Untie the sensuously silky black satin pouch Step 3) Fill your bath with devilishly hot steamy water and pour the Rose Scented Bubble Bath generously in, swishing around to make brilliant bubbles Step 4) Pop your Chocolate Massage Oil and Back Massager onto a bedside table ready for action! Step 5) Light the pretty white Mood Candles and place subtly around the bed Step 6) Sprinkle the rose petals lavishly around the room, over the bed, carpet and below the curtains! Step 7) Gently lead your partner into the low-lit room advancing slowly onto the bed! Step 8) Use your Chocolate Massage Oil and Knotty Back Massager weapons to orgasmic effects! We hope you were taking notes there. Obviously you don’t have to follow our recipe for seduction exactly – everything included in the Bed of Roses Kit is foolproof enough for even the most lacking of Casanova’s to make a lasting impression! So whether you’re rekindling the passion from the past in a loving marriage or simply sparking a new relationship off in style, purchase the Bed of Roses Kit and secure your love forever! What’s in the Bed of Roses Kit Box? Over 200 Silk Red Rose Petals 1 x Bottle of Rose Scented Bubble Bath 1 x Bottle of Chocolate Massage Oil 1 x Knotty Back Massager 1 x Special Sexy Invitation Card 4 x Atmospheric Mood Candles Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bed of Roses Kit
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Bottle Opener Belt
Bottle Opener Belt The Bottle Opener Belt will make you the King or Queen of cool at parties! To look at the Bottle Opener Belt, you’d never suspect it was anything more than cool-looking belt, but once you unveil the curved little creation moulded into the metal, you’ll be instantly hailed as the greatest guest! Practical and pretty damn stylish, the Belt Bottle Opener gives you the advantage of opening bottles quickly and easily!  The Swiss Army Knife of belts, the Bottle Opener Belt can also be used for tearing open presents and enveloped cards – perfect for those well-stuck down dilemmas! Everyone will want to chat you up and use your mechanism (the Bottle Opener Belt that is! Get your mind out of the gutter) so be the star of the bar and buy a Bottle Opener Belt today! About The Belt Bottle Opener The Bottle Opener Belt is a fabulously cool accessory that not only looks wicked around your waist but has the added bonus of opening bottles at the flick of a belt! The Bottle Opener Belt is a black canvas belt which features a stainless steel silver buckle and a unique stainless steel bottle opener! The Bottle Opener Belt is able to open small bottles, big bottles, clear bottles, green bottles – whatever! The Bottle Opener Belt measures approximately 135 cm (length) x 4 cm (width) and is classed as a medium to large belt. How annoying is it when you’ve either lost your bottle opener, ‘misplaced’ your bottle opener or simply can’t find your bottle opener. We know they all mean the same thing but when you’re one short of a bottle opener, it sends you a little crazy! Introducing the Belt Bottle Opener – the wicked kitchen, bar and party accessory that could perhaps be the greatest invention to mankind. Picture this. You’re sat chilling in the garden, it’s a glorious summer’s day – the air warm and sanguine, the birds chirping happily across the brilliant blue sky. You wouldn’t want to get up would you? It’s such a long trek to the kitchen to fetch that bottle opener – if only you had something a bit nearer! Well now you have! When you purchase the Belt Bottle Opener! The Bottle Opener Belt means that you’ll never be stuck with a bottle and a frustrated thirst ever again! Your friends and family will thank you for buying the Belt Bottle Opener – possibly the greatest wearable gadget ever! 10 Green bottles sitting on the wall… With the Bottle Opener Belt you’ll be able to open up them all! Hold your jeans up, look suave and open beverages all at the swift flick of a catch on your belt! Getting the beers in and open will never be an issue again with the Bottle Opener Belt, so buy one today! What’s in the Bottle Opener Belt box? 1 x Bottle Opener Belt Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bottle Opener Belt
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