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Chocolate Therapy
Chocolate Therapy Chocolate Therapy has been especially designed and diagnosed to solve a myriad of problems that are sending you mental! We all know the luxuriously relaxing powers of truly indulgent chocolates and now some bright spark has tapped into the magical capabilities that chocolate can offer!  The separate small and sweet illustrated Chocolate Therapy gift boxes each feature the diagnosed problem and the way that the Chocolate Therapy intends to crack it! (Basically by tucking into the yummy chocolaty treats inside each time!) We can’t promise that your anger will be reduced, that your stress will dissolve or your affection for alcohol will vanish, but we can certify that Chocolate Therapy will give you that happiness high enabling you to deal with all your little niggles! (Any excuse eh?) About Chocolate Therapy Chocolate Therapy is a fantastic range of five different novelty chocolate gifts that aim to de-stress, get rid of your binge-drink problem, control your anger, reduce your gassy passes and be more tasty and satisfactory than any man! Please select your preference of either the Chocolate Therapy – Binge Drinking, Chocolate Therapy – Stress Reducing, Chocolate Therapy – Anger Management, Chocolate Therapy – Man Substitute or Chocolate Therapy – Flatulence Reducing from the drop-down menu above Each Chocolate Therapy gift comes in the form of a little illustrated gift-box, stating the Chocolate Therapy diagnosis and the Chocolate Therapy cure! Included in each Chocolate Therapy gift box are a selection of fine quality individually wrapped chocolates Chocolate Therapy is a novelty gift and should be regarded as such Chocolate Therapy boxes measure approximately 10.5 cm x 7.5 cm x 3 cm Chocolate Therapy is suitable for those who believe chocolate is the cure for all life’s little problems! Experts say (we’re questioning this) that the correct time to enjoy chocolate is at around 3:30pm. Are these experts the same guys that are telling us chocolate is actually good for us? If so, we trust their wise advice! If you’ve been having a rough time lately dealing with a stressful job, tense relationship or frantic family trauma, then why not purchase Chocolate Therapy – Stress Reducing and get a grip on reality and get your life back in order! Take a little time to yourself to enjoy the wonderfully sumptuous chocolates inside and you’ll soon realise that the way of life needn’t be worrying! Know a certain skunk that refuses to do something about their stinky ways? Reckon they attribute more to natural gases in the air than buses, cows and sewage put together? Do them a favour and purchase Chocolate Therapy – Flatulence Reducing! Obviously there’s no funny Brussels sprouts or yicky prune juice in the yummy chocolates inside so we can guarantee it certainly won’t make them worse! Either way, they’ll be happy you’ve spared a thought for them and will hopefully share the tasty treats with you! Alcohol addiction draining your pocket and making you feel worse for wear than you thought physically possible? Turn your tastes to something more delectable by purchasing the Chocolate Therapy – Binge Drinking! Ideal to curb your toxic taste, Chocolate Therapy will fill your mouth with something more creamy and milky with a satisfying crunch, making you immune to the evil spirits of alcohol – forever! (Or at least until your mates invite you down the pub!) Ever get so angry that you feel your head’s literally going to explode from your shoulders and your heart is racing faster than a bullet-train? Eeeeeeeease yourself onto the Chocolate Therapy – Anger Management and feel the soft velvety texture of the glorious chocolates inside sending you to your happy place! Just got out of a bad relationship or feel that there are no decent men out there? Forget trying to cease every opportunity and make a date with the Chocolate Therapy – Man Substitute instead! Unlike any man, the Chocolate Therapy – Man Substitute will never let you down! Tasty, classy and reliable, Chocolate Therapy – Man Substitute is ideal for anyone that detests men! Whatever your situation, a few mouthfuls of the heavenly Chocolate Therapy will ease your dilemma and make you brief a sigh of relief! The only problem that you’ll be left with is how to get your sticky fingers clean again! What’s in a Chocolate Therapy box? 1 x Chocolate Therapy gift (please select your preference of either the Chocolate Therapy – Binge Drinking, Chocolate Therapy – Flatulence reducing, Chocolate Therapy – Stress Reducing, Chocolate Therapy – Anger Management or Chocolate Therapy – Man Substitute from the drop-down box above) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Therapy
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Cat Charmer Cat Toy
Cat Charmer Cat Toy The Cat Charmer Cat Toy is the claw-friendly, crazy-coloured activity streamer-stick your cat craves! Meow! They’ll marvel at this beautifully bright and brilliant rainbow on a stick and enthuse at the excitement it brings! (not to mention working off some of those fishes with the excellent aerobic exercise!) Be inspired, invent your own games for you and puss to play! A safe and interactive toy for all kittens and cats, you’ll both be fond and bond over the crazily cute Cat Charmer Toy! About The Cat Charmer Cat Toy The Cat Charmer Cat Toy is a fun and colourful wiggly activity streamer-stick to entertain your cat and yourself! The Cat Charmer Cat Toy is approximately 4ft in length The Cat Charmer Cat Toy is a safe and interactive toy for all kittens, cats and kids The Cat Charmer Cat Toy is made from high quality durable materials Do not allow your cat to chew the Cat Charmer Cat Toy It’s play-time all the time with the Cat Charmer Cat Toy! The flexible, beautifully bright-coloured wand wiggles and jiggles before feline eyes and is guaranteed to bring fun into both of your lives! Take a cat-nap and rest assured! The materials in the Cat Charmer Cat Toy are the safest products available. The fabric is guaranteed not to fray and with normal use the rod will not break or splinter. So you and your cat can enjoy the Cat Charmer Cat Toy time after time! Cats love rapidly-moving pretty sights: butterflies, moths, balls of wool and string. It’s proven! The Cat Charmer Cat Toy combines all kitties’ interests in one simple, accessible, attractive activity streamer-toy! So tie-buy this tie-dyed little wonder today and watch your pussy purr and play! What is Supplied With The Cat Charmer Cat Toy? One Cat Charmer Cat Toy Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Cat Charmer Cat Toy
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Choke the Chicken - Stress Relief Choker
Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker will keep you sane and give you something to take all your worries out on! You’d probably get put in the slammer if you went around squeezing people’s hands and wringing their necks – but with the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker, no one will care! This poor piece of poultry just wants to sing the birdie song but if he annoys the feathers out of you (and we’re sure he will) throttle him until he uncontrollably clucks and wriggles! About The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is a crazily funny fluffy chicken toy which enables you the wring its neck and solve your stress! The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker requires you to press its hand and strangle his neck! By doing this, ‘the birdie song’ will play and speed up as you choke. The chicken’s eyes and tongue also pop out, his cheeks light up and his arms and legs wriggle! The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker measures approximately 30 cm x 20 cm The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker requires 3 x AA batteries (included) The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is suitable for ages 6-66! Who knew the birdie song could be SO infuriating? Here’s me thinking it was just one of those numbers your Nan puts on at Christmas! It would seem farmyard animals have clucked into this catchy hit too – proved by the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker! Whether you’re irate about a traffic pile up, cheesed off with your bank or cursing the weather, the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is your own personal victim! The sad old Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker simply wants to sing to you and when you squeeze his hand and wring his neck he’ll speed up until he finishes! With gauging eyes, a flapping tongue, flushed-red cheeks and swinging limbs, you’ll find yourself wanting to Choke The Chicken over and over! WARNING: Removing the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker from your life after use may cause angst issues. So you better keep this crazy chick around for as long as possible! An insanely funny gift for workaholics and stressaholics alike, The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker will let you RELEASE your RAGE! What’s in the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker box? 1 x Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker (Batteries included) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker
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Build Your Own Website
Build Your Own Website Have you ever wanted a website of your own but never wanted to go through the hassle of setting it up? Mr site is here to help with this easy website in a box! In the takeaway style box you will receive a password which allows the user to go through an ultra simple step by step process, after which they'll have a totally customised, professionally designed dot com website with cutting edge features. These include a jukebox, shopping cart and payment facilities, guest book, media player - the list goes on. About Build Your Own Website Your site can be changed at any time, instantly, and no maintenance or knowledge is needed. The only extra cost is a £2.50/mth subscription if the user wishes to keep the site beyond the initial 12 months. Potentially this gift can literally last a lifetime. This product looks great and works brilliantly. Mr Site Press Computer Shopper "A well thought out product for those who want an online presence with no fuss." "Websites can be complicated to set up. This all-in-one product removes all the hassle of buying a domain name and buidling a site. A well thought out product for those who want an online presence with no fuss" Time Out "...all you need to create your own website." "Nominated for the 2005 Gift of the Year Award from the Giftware Association, this unassuming little cardboard box contains all you need to create your own website - with a personal domain name, videos, music, text and email account, up and running in no time." News of the World "NOT JUST FOR NERDS" "It does what it says on the box - lets you set up your own website in minutes. For £29.99, Mr Site gives you your own dot com web address (eg www.yourname.com) along with a professionally designed website that would normally take you days to build." Mr Site Testimonials "Mr Site, the website in a box, is a fantastic easy to use product. I have no previous web design experience and found building my website easy and fun. If you do need help and advice, the Mr Site Team actually get back to you fast. Unlike a lot of website companies, Mr Site is defiantely a company you can trust and one we highly recommend." Jeanette Stanley "We are a medium sized cricket club in Worcestershire and have had Mr Site for about two months now and had over 2,500 hits! RESULT! We have already had 20 + clubs sign up to Mr Site from looking at our website. It is a great way to get club news, events, results, fixtures, pics, etc to our members, to other teams and to the general public. We have also had a lot more attention from sponsorship deals because of our website. "Graham Stuart Jones "I have recently released my Mr Site website & am absolutely thrilled with the results. Considering I have no design or website building experience, the results I have achieved using Mr Site have far exceeded my expectations & I have had excellent feedback from everyone who visits my site. The support I have received from Mr Site throughout the entire process has also been excellent, as are the traffic reporting functions on the site itself. I recommend Mr Site thoroughly... particularly to those design conscious people wanting to to start a small business with a limited budget."Daniel Phillips Build Your Own Website
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