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Bullshit Button
Bullshit Button The Bullshit Button will make fakes quake! ‘The dog ate my presentation notes’ and ‘we’re snowed in’ on a sunny day just won’t wash true with the Bullshit Button! Ever feel like just SCREAMING at yet another ill-made excuse or clearly criminal cover-up? Well look no further than the Bullshit Button! About The Bullshit Button The Bullshit Button is the brilliant new way to source out liars and fakes! The Bullshit Button is a big-red-easy to use button which blurts out the TRUTH about phonies in a number of hilarious phrases! The Bullshit Button’s funny phrases include: (Beep) ‘That was bullshit!’ (Siren) ‘Bullshit detected Take precautions!’ ‘Bullshit level defcon 5’ ‘Oh come on now, that ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit!’ ‘Warning, Warning, Bullshit alert!’ The Bullshit Button requires 2 x AAA batteries (included) The Bullshit Button is suitable for anyone who knows how to detect a good bluffer! Bluffers beware! The Bullshit Button is the end to despair and will source out a rat and stop it dead in its tracks! (Of course, that’s just a metaphor – no actual rats will be harmed using the Bullshit Button) There’s one is almost every office or household – that individual that thinks they can conjure up a crazy concoction of ‘credibility’ that will get them off the hook and back into good books! The Bullshit Button will put a definitive END and a wham-bam-no-thank-you-sham to all the lecherous liars out there! Those suspicious sore throats and convenient colds will be given the all-clear when you hit the Bullshit Button and blare out their truths! Let the world know that you’ve sussed the sceptical and phased out the phonies with the incredibly loud, incredibly proud Bullshit Button! So buy one today and get ready for guaranteed honesty! What’s in the Bullshit Button packet? 1 x big red Bullshit Button, including 2 x AAA batteries Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bullshit Button
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Bath Gem Lights
Bath Gem Light The Bath Gem Light is a jewelled jazzy way to add some fun and brilliance to your bath-time-routine! Bath pearls, bubbles and essences only go so far – with the Bath Gem Light can you easily illuminate your bath water making you feel like a star! It may look like a safety floatation device, but the Bath Gem Light’s main purpose is actually rippling-water relaxation! Mystical, enchanting and just simple splashy fun, the Bath Gem Light will make bath-time bliss! About the Bath Gem Light The Bath Gem Light is an incredibly relaxing, incredibly snazzy way to add some crystal-power to your bath! The Bath Gem Light comes complete with an attached chain and plug so can you just plug in and play! The Bath Gem Light is red and when switched on will glow softly then more intensely on a continuous loop The Bath Gem Light should be immersed upside down beneath the water until the lower cavity is full, thus activating the Gem. To turn off, simply remove the base cap, drawing water and dry with a smooth cloth The Bath Gem Light measures approximately 9.5 x 9 x 9 cm The Bath Gem Light required 3 x Coin Cell AG 10 batteries (included) The Bath Gem Light is not a toy and should be kept away from young children Some people simply like a simple old soak. Some people take their latest reads to the bathroom. Some people like to light candles to relax themselves in-soak, though we’ve gone one better – one brighter, one that just simply takes the plug! The Bath Gem Light is safer than your average set of candles – don’t wake up to a burnt down house, buy the Bath Gem Light and retain relaxation without that smoky candle sensation! Gems usually need a good old dust-off before they’re anywhere near gazing-stage, but the Bath Gem Light is miraculously made and gleams gorgeously red in the water! Turn your tub into a crystallized creation! You’ll want to stay in long past the water’s gone cold! Buy a Bath Gem Light today and give yourself a worthwhile reason to get wrinkly fingers and toes for! What’s in the Bath Gem Light Box? 1 x Bath Gem Light (with attached chain and plug) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bath Gem Light
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Bonking Bunnies
Bonking Bunnies The Bonking Bunnies are the latest pair of randy rabbits to join us at findmeagift.com. Entertain your friends, or just make the pets jealous with these hilarious Bonking Bunnies! Imagine the cheeky smiles of your friends as they watch this lustful duo go to work, or cringe in embarrassment (but secretly love it!) as your gran flinches at their every move! Featuring a devilish candy-coloured pair, the Bonking Bunnies scamps are anything but sweet and will have you amused for hours with their passionate parade of moves. Not to mention their orgasmic screams! Get a hutch! Bonking Bunnies really are like nothing on Earth, in the animal or human world! A unique addition to any daring household or office! About Bonking Bunnies Bonking Bunnies are a bizarre but rib-tickling pair of soft cuddly bunnies that simulate bonking with orgasmic sound effects and impressive stamina! § Bonkin’ Bunnies are made of a soft, fluffy, furry fabric which is just perfect as their disguise as innocent pets! Dimensions of Bonking Bunnies are 19 x 17.5 x 9cm (approximately) Suitable age range for Bonking Bunnies is 18+ Batteries required for Bonking Bunnies are 3 x AA (Not Included) For the required batteries please follow this link: http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/aa-lr6-duracell-batteries-4-pack.html Prepare to be astounded at the stamina of these Duracell-like Bonkin’ Bunnies! Day or night, they will be at your beck and call with their louder-than-life sighs and moans! Starling, extremely funny or just plain sexy (we’ll let you decide), this unique duo will add life to any living room or dull party, with their boisterous bonking! Don’t be fooled by their cute exterior! Bonkin’ Bunnies are nothing like what you’d find in a pet shop, though these two could certainly do with caging! So get a hop on and purchase these today, and watch carrot sales rocket! What’s In The Bonkin’ Bunnies Box? One pair of joined risqué rabbits Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bonking Bunnies
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Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen
Ball Scratcher The Executive Ball Scratcher is every gentleman's executive dream. Ball Scratcher's do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself : Scratch their balls! The Executive Ball Scratcher for Gentlemen has become one of our most surprising bestsellers and we've NEVER had anyone wanting to return one! It's a fact of nature that men need to "adjust" themselves from time to time. The Ball Scratcher does just that! The Executive Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher is the ultimate tool for the modern man, a chrome plated ball scratcher in a slick silver gift presentation case! The Ball Scratcher is an ideal gift for any man who likes a good rumage plus the Ball Scratcher is guaranteed to give the recipient a good laugh. About The Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen The dimensions of the Executive's Ball Scratcher is 30 cms (12 inchs) long. The Ball Scratcher comes in lovely hard presentation box. The Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is perfect for birthdays, christmas, father's day, valentines day or just because! A great fun gift for a loved one or even for yourself! Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen
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