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Arse Face Soap
Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is priceless! Because no one likes a bum deal! If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Soap! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is a practical and pretty outrageous bar of soap that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Soap is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Soap can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!) The Arse Face Soap is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Soap is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Soap? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek bar of soap will give you a laugh every time you scrub! The Arse Face Soap gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Soap is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked bar of soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Soap
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Animal Skittles Set and Carry Case
Animal Skittles and Carry Case The Animal Skittles Set contains six soft cute animal skittles to bowl over with the rattling bowling ball. Animal Skittles is brilliant fun and excellent for developing hand and eye co-ordination skills. About The Animal Skittles Set Each animal skittle is 20cm in length and 8cm in diameter and comes in a handy carrying case. The animal skittles are CE marked and designed to exceed the most demanding of safety standards. Suitable for ages 18 mths+ Animal Skittle Set and Carry Case
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Bath Gem Lights
Bath Gem Light The Bath Gem Light is a jewelled jazzy way to add some fun and brilliance to your bath-time-routine! Bath pearls, bubbles and essences only go so far – with the Bath Gem Light can you easily illuminate your bath water making you feel like a star! It may look like a safety floatation device, but the Bath Gem Light’s main purpose is actually rippling-water relaxation! Mystical, enchanting and just simple splashy fun, the Bath Gem Light will make bath-time bliss! About the Bath Gem Light The Bath Gem Light is an incredibly relaxing, incredibly snazzy way to add some crystal-power to your bath! The Bath Gem Light comes complete with an attached chain and plug so can you just plug in and play! The Bath Gem Light is red and when switched on will glow softly then more intensely on a continuous loop The Bath Gem Light should be immersed upside down beneath the water until the lower cavity is full, thus activating the Gem. To turn off, simply remove the base cap, drawing water and dry with a smooth cloth The Bath Gem Light measures approximately 9.5 x 9 x 9 cm The Bath Gem Light required 3 x Coin Cell AG 10 batteries (included) The Bath Gem Light is not a toy and should be kept away from young children Some people simply like a simple old soak. Some people take their latest reads to the bathroom. Some people like to light candles to relax themselves in-soak, though we’ve gone one better – one brighter, one that just simply takes the plug! The Bath Gem Light is safer than your average set of candles – don’t wake up to a burnt down house, buy the Bath Gem Light and retain relaxation without that smoky candle sensation! Gems usually need a good old dust-off before they’re anywhere near gazing-stage, but the Bath Gem Light is miraculously made and gleams gorgeously red in the water! Turn your tub into a crystallized creation! You’ll want to stay in long past the water’s gone cold! Buy a Bath Gem Light today and give yourself a worthwhile reason to get wrinkly fingers and toes for! What’s in the Bath Gem Light Box? 1 x Bath Gem Light (with attached chain and plug) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bath Gem Light
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Become a Lord and Lady - Buy a Lord and Lady Title
Become a Lord and Lady - Buy a Title - Laird or Lady! Become a Lord (Laird) or Lady when you buy this gift and be the owner of a plot of land on the Kincavel Estate in Sonachan, Scotland, and have legal usage of the title “Laird†(meaning “land ownerâ€). Laird is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is “Ladyâ€. Please note this is a Scottish "Laird" title which is equivalent to the English "Lord" title. Simply use the Freepost registration card enclosed with your Gift Pack to register the name(s) you would like. Upon receipt of the Lord and Lady registration card we will produce a personalised title deed inscribed with your name and title, your personal plot number and a plot map. Your official title (or titles) will be Laird and Lady The sale of this Lord or/and Lady title is completely genuine and legal. The Laird title document has been drawn up by a lawyer to ensure that it is a legal and valid document and all ownership details are carefully registered in this best selling Become a Lord and Lady Gift Pack. Become a Lord and Lady - Buy a Title - Laird or Lady! The beautifully presented Become a Lord and Lady gift set includes: A Lord (Laird) and Lady presentation certificate Local information about your new glen estate! FAQ’s about the Become a Lord (Laird) and Lady Giftpack Maps and pictures of the glen area A hardback book of Scottish History Your Lord and Lady Freepost Registration card Become a lord (laird) and buy a title from the Kincavel Estate which lies on the beautiful Ardnamurchan peninsular, it covers 50 square miles and is due west of Fort William. There are around 2000 human inhabitants on the peninsular, but many more thousands of creatures and plants, some of which are very rare. The north coast of the peninsular faces the amazing Islands of Muck, Eigg and Rhum, while the south coast runs alongside Loch Sunart and the Sound of Mull. With the Lord and Lady pack, you can register both a Lord and Lady in the one pack - there is no need to buy two! The Kincavel Estate is within a large area of land belonging to the Sonachan Hotel, 1000 acres in total, 400 of which have been enclosed by fences to encourage the natural regeneration of the flora and fauna without damage by farm stock. Sonachan is located between the beautiful sandy beaches of Ardnamurchan’s north coast and Tobermory – the scene for children’s television show ‘Balamory’, which is a short ferry ride away on the Isle of Mull. So this is a lovely place to take your kids. Frequently asked questions? Where do I fill in the name of the person? Inside the gift pack you will receive a registration card that you will need to complete. Simply fill in the name of the person you would like registered, the delivery details for the title deed and then send it off to be registered.   Can I register a Laird and Lady? Yes. Simply tick both boxes on the registration card for 'Laird' and 'Lady'. Is the land really mine? Yes. This is completely genuine and legal. The original Laird title documents have been drawn up by a lawyer to ensure that it is a legal and valid document. Can I build on it? No. Whilst the land is yours, it is to be left in its natural state in order to preserve the local countryside and wildlife. Can the land and title be inherited? Yes. Both the land and the title can be passed on by informing MoonEstates.com of the changes. Am I now a member of the aristocracy? No. It is virtually impossible to buy a British aristocratic title; ownership of the land does however allow you to use the title "Laird of Kincavel". Many women, rather than take the Title 'Laird', have chosen to use the Title 'Lady' instead. Can I visit the land? Yes. The land is in a remote location which has been left in its natural state. In order to preserve the natural landscape please note that there are no facilities on site and no signs to the land. Become a Lord and Lady - Buy a Title - Laird or Lady!  Â
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